This Is The Hoax That Mike Built

These are the people who first had drawn a picture of the DA doing his con.
That enflamed and divided the town.
That elected a judge all potted and shorn.
That blessed the case all tattered and torn.
That empowered the stripper all forlorn.
That milked the devil with the blue horns.
That had the gang.
That worried the rat.
That bowed to the mob.
That banged the pots,
and hunted the players.
Who had the party.
That started the hoax that Mike built.

by The Johnsville News

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These are the people who first had drawn a picture of the DA doing his con.

That enflamed and divided the town.





That elected a judge all potted and shorn.

That blessed the case all tattered and torn.
That empowered the stripper all forlorn.

That milked the devil with the blue horns.

That had the gang.

That worried the rat.

That bowed to the mob.

That banged the pots,

and hunted the players.

Who had the party.

That started the hoax that Mike built.

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