Monday, April 19, 2004
A Rear View of the Cushioned "Fan Pants"
Is that a floatation device in your pants or are you just carbo loading? Here's the ideal gift for the slightly chubby, sedentary, Nascar Dad, a logo emblazoned pair of Fan Pants.
Larry D. Kuhuski has these marvels of modern engineering patented for sale, licensing, manufacturing, and/or investing. What better way to save for retirement than sock some money away into "pants designed especially for sports fans."
Fan Pants (tm)
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