Poor dude on NJ Craig's List had his mattress ripped-off but he stays cool as he scolds the crook(s):
To the asshole who robbed my apt of my mattress.links:
1. props for the job... its not easy moving a california king out of a brownstone... how did you do it?
2. i hope you are gonna put it to good use... no fat chicks, no asian chicks if you are white, no hipsters, no FOBS etc....
3. the karma police be after your ass bitch...
thanks again... i slept on a boxspring last night asshole
Keep Your Von Dutch Off My Bed [totc]