"There are several rites of passage every parent must go through...
You generally only have time between “Oops.” and “Wham!” to protect one person from falling...So if you’re reading this to find good reasons not to have kids, that’s a good one right there. They sprain you."
He also has some advice on beginning socialization skills:
"...the two most important lessons for dealing with other humans:
i. Crush the weak.
ii. Submit to the strong."